Jim’ll Paint It | Part 1

Drawing digitally is not new.  In fact, there are so many different software programs that assist artist in getting their visions down on paper.  One of the oldest of those programs is Microsoft Paint.  Many of today’s artist write the program off as primitive and lacking any real world applications.

NOT JIM! Yes, he goes by only Jim.  However, what he does is extremely unique.  He takes request from fans describing random scenarios which he then paints.  Jim’s literal interpretations are PURE COMEDY.  What’s more impressive is, HE USES MS PAINT, to create these detailed renderings.

From The Fish’s Mouth

“My name is Jim and I paint pictures for people for free using Microsoft Paint. If there’s something you’d like me to Paint for you post it on my wall. It can be absolutely anything at all so use your imagination. I read and consider every suggestion but only have time to paint the funniest / most visually striking ones.”

Dear Jim, Please can you paint for me the beautiful moment when Voldemort finally finds a Coke bottle with his name on it. Cheers, Lee Hall

Dear Jim, Can you please paint Jeff Goldblum in his classic Jurassic Park pose – open shirt, breathing heavily, with beads of sweat dripping down his chest – while Barney the Dinosaur stands behind him giving him a massage, looking a little bit rapey. Cheers dude. Roberta

Dear Jim, Please paint me Wolf from Gladiators exiting one of the telepods from the 1986 movie The Fly. He has accidentally entered the telepod holding his old school Nokia 3210 and has emerged a half man/half mobile phone mutant. Thanks, Barri Corps

Dear Jim, Please paint me the T-Rex attack scene from Jurassic Park, but the T-Rex is the band T-Rex. Thanks, Matthew Whitehouse

“David Mitchell’s garden centre rampage” As requested by Dan Cake

Dear Jim, Please paint me Steven Seagal, Jeremy Kyle and Slipknot on an 18-30s holiday in Weston-Super-Mare. Kyle is pissed at Slipknot for using all the semi-skimmed milk but Seagal steps in and offers his Almond Milk as an alternative. There happens to be a Lilliput Lane Pottery Collectors convention taking place on the beach as well. Cheers, Professor Green

“System of a Downton Abbey” As requested by Paul Standing

Vladimir Putin as every member of the Village People

Hi Jim. Could you paint a depressed, alcoholic horse losing his shit and thumping the barman for making a crack about his long face? Cheers, Kissin George

Jeremy Clarkson getting fired from his new job as a McDonalds trainee – requested by Robert Betts

Dear Jim, please paint me The Alien Queen, back off maternity leave and bollocking everyone for not using Dropbox properly. Requested via Twitter by @FabulousGadalf

Dear Jim, please paint an episode of Fawlty Towers in zero gravity. Dave Sanders

Could you draw Columbo playing a Sega Game Gear while a drunken Magnum PI cuddles his knee please? TheRealMcGack (via Twitter)

Dear Jim, My mate Andy is convinced he is being stalked by Terry Wogan. Can you please paint what it’s like to be stalked by Terry Wogan? Thanks, Chris

David Cameron having a good old fashioned strangle wank to celebrate his election victory Requested by Robert Robert

Dear Jim, Please paint me Charlie Sheen winning. Cheers, Matt Coggins